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Trending: 5 #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate

The conversation’s been raging all day and there are many, many tweets. But we couldn’t help noticing that the biggest first date no-nos according to Twitter users seem to center on 5 themes:

1) Things that sound like too much, too fast.

Examples:

@jcmuffins #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate “So when do you wanna meet my parents?”

@amaandapleasee #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate what do you want to name our kids? #takeiteasy

@teenishtalk #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate Can I put that we’re in a relationship on Facebook? (We say: at least they asked?)

2) Anything about your ex (strong consensus on this one).

Examples:

@ZackySundae Im still in love with my ex but he hates me… Wtf?! -_-#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate

@Mr_iKeepitreal #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate: My ex & I use to come here a lot (We say: take this a step further and maybe DON’T take your date to the place where you and your ex made all those special memories.)

3) Things that betray your total lack of interest.

Examples:

@2fhaymus #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate what time is it?

@DeepPosts #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate “What’s your name again?”

@PocketFranklins Was I drunk when we met?#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate

4) Things that make it sound like you’re only using your date for sex.

Examples:

@Obey_Lashan #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate So can we bang now? (We say: this one may not be totally out of the question if everyone has a good enough time.)

@x_xCassandrax_x #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate “If I pay for dinner, I expect that you’ll be having a popsicle for dessert.” (We say: um nothing against popsicles, but YIKES.)

@_SheMoansKhailz #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate ” Nice Legs , What Time Do They Open ? ” (We say: is it wrong that this made us snicker?)

5) Things your date will probably never want to know about you (ever).

Examples:

@Z3NCOWBOY #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate Sorry about the beeping noise, but this thing strapped to my leg goes off when I leave my house. :/

@Nien_Nunb #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate oh, don’t mind that. It’s always erect. (We say: depends on the date, amiright?)

@IamSassyFrass #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate I’ve discussed all my emotional issues with Siri, but she doesn’t understand.

Ah, Twitter, how we love thee. Don’t worry, though—we’d never say that on a first date.