Scruff. Stubble. 5 o’clock shadow. These will not do if you’re into Pogonophilia. Why? Because Pogonophiliacs are aroused by beards.
Looking to attract someone into this fetish? You may not have to grow a big, bushy, Santa Claus-esque, down-to-the-floor beard, but do go for something full if you want to get a Pogonophiliac’s motor running. We recommend starting with the Chuck Norris before you advance to the ZZ Top.
Fetish Friday: Looners
Have you ever seen a kid lose their balloon at the zoo, then totally lose their mind? Well, Looners can probably relate because they love balloons too. Like, really love them. Like, please-rub-that-balloon-all-over-me-whilst-I’m-naked love them.
Some Looners (a.k.a. balloon fetishists) get sexually aroused popping balloons. (They are often called Poppers.) Others like the act of blowing them up. Then there’s the whole rolling around on them thing.
(Ok, we’ll admit to inhaling a few helium balloons back in the day—because nothing says “funny” like singing Snoop classics in a Munchkin voice.)
Fetish Friday: Emetophilia
Emetophilia is when someone enjoys vomiting—or watching others vomit—for sexual pleasure. As in driving the porcelain bus to sexy town.
“The Toilet of Power!!” image by rileyroxx.
Fetish Friday: Puppy Play
Puppy play is animal roleplaying where one of you acts as the owner, trainer, or master, and the other assumes a submissive role in the form of a puppy dog. Leashes, collars, doggie beds, chew toys, and obedience school are often part of the experience. These puppies are a different kind of animal, so don’t go looking for them on Cute Overload.
Fetish Friday: Alphamegamia
Alphamegamia: When one is sexually aroused by men of an older age group. (Also known as the Clooney effect. Or the Denzel effect. Or the Benjamin Bratt effect.)
Gorgeous George Clooney image thanks to Esquire.
You’re a knitter? Could you knit me something special for my orgy?