Stars need condoms, too.
The ‘losers’ at this Sunday’s Academy Awards may not be such big losers after all—they’ll receive some not-too-shabby swag bags worth $45,000. These conciliatory gifts will be packed with the usual suspects like lavish beach vacations and succulent chocolates, as well as less usual things like a Vampire FaceLift and a $3.99 bottle of Windex.
The best gift of all? Condoms! No word yet if they’re ribbed or studded, extra thin or specially lubricated, latex or polyurethane, but we do know that the ‘losers’ will be able to have some safe ‘sorry you lost’ sex in their limos en route to the after-parties. Maybe losing isn’t so bad after all…
Speaking of National Condom Week, why not make a film about them? (And maybe win a prize.)
Attention all artsy, video-making types: it’s not too late to help demystify the female/internal condom by making a cool/funny “Female Condoms Are_______” video. If you submit your video by March 1, you could win some $$$cashmoney$$$ in addition to contributing your artsiness to a worthy cause.
“I feel like sometimes I’m in my own little world and you’re always next to me and I don’t know how you do it but you understand me.”
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Sweet sweetie sweet…
