Nuva Bling! It made us laugh—and cringe—and we’ll give it this: as an earring, it’s totally got NuvaRing beat. As birth control, we’ll take the real ring over the SNL-spoof-method any day. It’s twist-able, comfy, and 91% effective. Good in a limo and the city bus. (That’s sexy.)
They won’t be able to fit what I’m about to do to you on a conversation heart.
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Frisky plans for Valentine’s Day? Get creative, make sure you’re covered in the STIs/pregnancy department, and don’t forget to log it.
Just in case you somehow managed to miss this amazing two-birds-one-stone parody of yogurt and birth control commercials when it burst onto the web a couple weeks ago—or if you just want to watch it again—voilà and enjoy! (Mmm, crunchy…)
And just in case afterward you find yourself jonesing for some vintage Sarah Haskins (please don’t tell us you somehow haven’t seen “Target Women”), we took the liberty of tracking down three segments that directly apply here: yogurt, birth control, and lady friends. Get your diverse group of lady friends together and watch ‘em all—maybe over some chocolate.
Don’t forget to practice safe end-of-the-world sex tonight.
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You know, just in case…
Forget sex and the city—sex ALL OVER the city…
(We know you guys are having sexy, amazing, ridiculous adventures all the time—why not log ‘em?)
“Got new lingerie, had amazing sex until we caught our cat straight up watching up…ignored him and finished with a bang.”
Have your own pervy-pet story? Log it.
Even though it doesn’t have a limited-time free shipping offer, yours is my favorite package of the holiday season.
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Happy Sexy Saturday, folks!
A Method Monday reminder that no one has to know about the implant but you. (Though you might be so psyched about it that you tell everyone anyway.)
Ever have the urge to practice your condom skills on random objects? There’s an app for that—or you can do it the old-fashioned way.
