Remember that being responsible about birth control allows you to keep being irresponsible about the rest of your life.
Hope you’re striking just the right balance of responsibility and irresponsibility this sexy Saturday… (And if you need any help with the “responsible about birth control” part, we’ve got you covered.)
We’ve mentioned that we have a thing for guys who support their partner’s birth control method of choice. This guy? Takes it to a whole new level…
I’ll be ready to have a child when the guy I love stops acting like a child.
Good luck to you. (Seriously, though, we know some great guys—and some of them are super-supportive when it comes to birth control. It’s pretty hot, actually…)
If she’s already this excited…what would Pill Girl say if we told her about our birth control reminders?
If you’re dating an Eproctophiliac, expect romantic candle lit dinners at home where you’re served healthy portions of beans, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, and perhaps some prunes for dessert.
Why? Because Eproctophilia is a sexual attraction to flatulence. Gross? Well, we try not to judge.
If you fly out of the room when anyone gets a little windy—including yourself—it’s safe to say you may not be a good match for someone into Eproctophilia.
However, if you love a good blanket bomb and find bottom burps a bit of a turn on, perhaps you are. So keep your eyes, ears, and nose open for someone who dealt it and/or smelt it. You may be made for each other.
Gentle love nips in the right place are good. Chomping on him like a zombie craving flesh is not so good.