Get your socks off and a condom on.
Wait!!! We get that socks with nothing else can look a little dorky sometimes—and you know we’re all about getting a condom on. But before you take it all off, we feel it’s important to mention that research shows both men and women are more likely to orgasm when they have socks on than when they don’t.
So for those of you who don’t live in a tropical climate, we suggest something more along the lines of: “I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom—and socks.” Is it just us or does that sound kind of hot?
You seem pretty scared of catching the flu for someone who’s not remotely scared of catching STDs.
Dug up this golden oldie (but goodie) from Someecards in honor of National Condom Week. Let’s hear it for the only method of birth control that also prevents STIs! And speaking of golden, remember that just because you’re using another method of birth control doesn’t mean you should give up condoms. Doubling up=the golden ticket to safer sex.
This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics.
Anybody else have one of those Hump Days? Just remember, if you find yourself feeling frisky with someone you’re not sure you want to have around for the long haul, make sure you’re super-duper covered.
My New Year’s resolution is to do you more and do me less.
We’re not actually sure what “do me less” means in this context, but we like where we think this is going.
Hope you’re making all your sexiest resolutions for 2013 this Sexy Saturday—and if they involve doing someone else more in the new year, make sure you’ve got your birth control (and STI protection) covered. Oh, and don’t forget to tell BootyLog about all the fun you’re having.
Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.
Everybody back in their own bed and ready for New Year’s revelry?