Let’s break our noise complaint record.Via someecards It’s springtime and we hope you’re going for the gold (whatever that means to you) this Hump Day. If you could use some inspiration when it comes to making your life even more fabulous, check out last week’s Frisky Friday.
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Let’s break our noise complaint record.

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It’s springtime and we hope you’re going for the gold (whatever that means to you) this Hump Day. If you could use some inspiration when it comes to making your life even more fabulous, check out last week’s Frisky Friday.

Which reminds us, the Kama Sutra wasn’t allowed to be printed in the West until 1963. Must mean it’s got some good tips, right? ;)
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Which reminds us, the Kama Sutra wasn’t allowed to be printed in the West until 1963. Must mean it’s got some good tips, right? ;)

Get your socks off and a condom on.Via someecards Wait!!! We get that socks with nothing else can look a little dorky sometimes—and you know we’re all about getting a condom on. But before you take it all off, we feel it’s important to mention that research shows both men and women are more likely to orgasm when they have socks on than when they don’t. So for those of you who don’t live in a tropical climate, we suggest something more along the lines of: “I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom—and socks.” Is it just us or does that sound kind of hot?
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Get your socks off and a condom on.

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Wait!!! We get that socks with nothing else can look a little dorky sometimes—and you know we’re all about getting a condom on. But before you take it all off, we feel it’s important to mention that research shows both men and women are more likely to orgasm when they have socks on than when they don’t.

So for those of you who don’t live in a tropical climate, we suggest something more along the lines of: “I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom—and socks.” Is it just us or does that sound kind of hot?

You seem pretty scared of catching the flu for someone who’s not remotely scared of catching STDs.Via someecards Dug up this golden oldie (but goodie) from Someecards in honor of National Condom Week. Let’s hear it for the only method of birth control that also prevents STIs! And speaking of golden, remember that just because you’re using another method of birth control doesn’t mean you should give up condoms. Doubling up=the golden ticket to safer sex.
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You seem pretty scared of catching the flu for someone who’s not remotely scared of catching STDs.

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Dug up this golden oldie (but goodie) from Someecards in honor of National Condom Week. Let’s hear it for the only method of birth control that also prevents STIs! And speaking of golden, remember that just because you’re using another method of birth control doesn’t mean you should give up condoms. Doubling up=the golden ticket to safer sex.

They won’t be able to fit what I’m about to do to you on a conversation heart.Via someecards Frisky plans for Valentine’s Day? Get creative, make sure you’re covered in the STIs/pregnancy department, and don’t forget to log it.
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They won’t be able to fit what I’m about to do to you on a conversation heart.

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Frisky plans for Valentine’s Day? Get creative, make sure you’re covered in the STIs/pregnancy department, and don’t forget to log it.

This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics.Via someecards Anybody else have one of those Hump Days? Just remember, if you find yourself feeling frisky with someone you’re not sure you want to have around for the long haul, make sure you’re super-duper covered. 
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This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics.

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Anybody else have one of those Hump Days? Just remember, if you find yourself feeling frisky with someone you’re not sure you want to have around for the long haul, make sure you’re super-duper covered. 

I’d like to get you into bed before the flu does.Via someecards Sounds like a winning proposition! After all, sex boosts the immune system… (Seriously, though, we hope everyone’s staying healthy and happy in the midst of flu-season madness.)
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I’d like to get you into bed before the flu does.

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Sounds like a winning proposition! After all, sex boosts the immune system… (Seriously, though, we hope everyone’s staying healthy and happy in the midst of flu-season madness.)

I love you like I’ve been drinking all day.Via someecards No, seriously, we love you. A toast to health, birth control, and a frisky new year! 
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I love you like I’ve been drinking all day.

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No, seriously, we love you. A toast to health, birth control, and a frisky new year! 

My New Year’s resolution is to do you more and do me less.Via someecards We’re not actually sure what “do me less” means in this context, but we like where we think this is going. Hope you’re making all your sexiest resolutions for 2013 this Sexy Saturday—and if they involve doing someone else more in the new year, make sure you’ve got your birth control (and STI protection) covered. Oh, and don’t forget to tell BootyLog about all the fun you’re having.
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My New Year’s resolution is to do you more and do me less.

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We’re not actually sure what “do me less” means in this context, but we like where we think this is going.

Hope you’re making all your sexiest resolutions for 2013 this Sexy Saturday—and if they involve doing someone else more in the new year, make sure you’ve got your birth control (and STI protection) covered. Oh, and don’t forget to tell BootyLog about all the fun you’re having.

Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.Via someecards Everybody back in their own bed and ready for New Year’s revelry? (If you’ll be partying hard, remember the special recipe for a celebration that’s memorable in a good way should include great company, party-ready birth control, and condoms for STI protection.)
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Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

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Everybody back in their own bed and ready for New Year’s revelry?

(If you’ll be partying hard, remember the special recipe for a celebration that’s memorable in a good way should include great company, party-ready birth control, and condoms for STI protection.)