Two words: Vagina cake.
Two more: Uterus piñata.
Some girls grow up dreaming about joining the Cherry Slush Club. For those of us who’d prefer fewer periods…
First we smiled. Then we related. Then BOOM! we had tears in our eyes. If we could create a Bedsider award for bravery, charm, and overall awesomeness, each of these women would get one.
BTW, if you decide to sneak a peek of your Lady V, here’s a guide to the terrain.
For somebody who got kicked out of puberty class, she sure knows a lot about mating. (And unicorns. And Cheeto-flavored condoms. And how to make us laugh so hard we thought we were going to cough up a lung.)
Do gentlemen prefer blondes? Will he last longer in a condom? Can you look at his shoe size and know what he’s packing down there?
Maybe. Maybe not. You’ll have to watch to separate the facts from the myths. (BTW, we’ve got a whole animated series devoted to this kind of stuff.)
Hearing this makes us want a scoop of orange sorbet. What? Just us?
It also makes us want to go back and read the five secrets of highly orgasmic women. You know, just to make sure we’re on top of things ;)
To all the guys who took part in this: We’re laughing with you, not at you. (Okay, that was a lie, but they’re hilarious. No disrespect, just love.)
Want to learn what really goes on down there? Here’s a quickie guide to female reproductive anatomy.
Another gem from Pronunciation Manual.